La Nina and drag queens.

Hey ho's it your friendly trucker Tug.

The last week or so Tug has been cranky, sad and Moody. Well after much thought and speaking with fellow HO, Joy. I've come to the the diagnosis that a HO named La Nina is to blame.
How? As far back as Tug can remember, at least a year, tug gets really crazy during spring type weather. Yes Ho's I do. It just fucks with my emotions and everything.
Anyho, you say it's not spring? Puhlease!! It was 71 degrees in Kansas City yesterday and the same in Dallas too! The last week has been all above the 50's..
It will pass so don't fret.
Anyone else out there get the same way or am I "special"

About the drag queens and Rupaul's show of circus performers.
One look at the contestant Sharon Needles and Ho's I was out.
That HO reminds me of the wicked witch of the west and all she lacks is a bicycle.
My first impression was, oh my fucking gawd Pennywise does exist!!
I. Can. Not. Watch.
That bitch doesn't scare you?? I would rather spend the night in the jail kitchen with Jeffrey Dahlmer.
I won't even post a picture. All I need is nightmares.
Ok Ho's I'm out.
California or bust. Literally.
Love and diesel xoxox
Tug!!


Comments

David Dust said…
I hear on the Sharon Needles thing. That Ho is SCARE-REE.

XOXOXOXO
February 2, 2012 at 8:29 AM
the dogs' mother said…
She was on the Project Runway Drag Queen challenge. She has been around a while...
February 2, 2012 at 8:48 AM
Bob said…
She scares me but I cannot look away!
February 2, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Miss Ginger Grant said…
It's been in the high seventies, rainy, and wet down here- I call it mildew weather!

Sharon Needles is gross. Of course, I HATE the drug connotation to her name, and her willingness to continue the stereotype that drag queens are a bunch of drug-crazed, evil-doing witches!

My word verification is "hosce" !

"I went to Vail with Tug, and you should see that hosce!"
February 2, 2012 at 7:44 PM
Joy said…
I must be part plant. Winter makes me droopy and almost immobile, like hibernating. During spring I come to life, feel good, have energy, and blossom! (too much metaphor?)
February 3, 2012 at 5:50 PM
Mistress Maddie said…
Well, I am watching and did it enjoy the first show. Oh and Sharon says Hi Tugs!!!! And your suppose to check under your bed every night.........
February 3, 2012 at 9:03 PM
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