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Friday, November 20, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Live from Interstate 35 Austin, TX.
Picked up a truckload of Avocado's straight out of Mexico. The load is going to Dallas to be made into Guacamole. It's raining in Texas tonight and the idiots are in full force out on the road.
Where do I begin? Well Ho's it has been a busy October and November.
Number 9 moved and Ho's I've never seen so much stuff in all my life. It just went on and on...
The trucking business is really cut throat. Freight is just all over the place and I'm just so ready to park this damn truck and do something different.
Shippers have truckers and trucking companies bent over a barrel. I feel like a real live ho some settlement days. Giving all my money to some pimp.
Betsy has started this not cranking shit periodically. On two occasions she has refused to crank but after a few moments she fires right up. So to the shop she goes.
Thanksgiving is coming and this means a week at home cooking and watching football. It's my favorite time of the year. Nothing brings me more joy than cooking a huge meal for all to enjoy. What? yes Ho's Tugboat cooks. Ask somebody.
This year is the usual fare plus my signature standing rib roast.
If your in Vegas get at me and I'll hook you up.
What holiday wouldn't be complete without Bill. Yes Ho's he has weaseled his way back to the good side. Don't think the gun ain't cocked and loaded for any bullshit. He has no more chances. I'm just know the son of a bitch cant keep it up. We will see.
Well Ho's you know the drill.
Let's Ride HO!!
Where do I begin? Well Ho's it has been a busy October and November.
Number 9 moved and Ho's I've never seen so much stuff in all my life. It just went on and on...
The trucking business is really cut throat. Freight is just all over the place and I'm just so ready to park this damn truck and do something different.
Shippers have truckers and trucking companies bent over a barrel. I feel like a real live ho some settlement days. Giving all my money to some pimp.
Betsy has started this not cranking shit periodically. On two occasions she has refused to crank but after a few moments she fires right up. So to the shop she goes.
Thanksgiving is coming and this means a week at home cooking and watching football. It's my favorite time of the year. Nothing brings me more joy than cooking a huge meal for all to enjoy. What? yes Ho's Tugboat cooks. Ask somebody.
This year is the usual fare plus my signature standing rib roast.
If your in Vegas get at me and I'll hook you up.
What holiday wouldn't be complete without Bill. Yes Ho's he has weaseled his way back to the good side. Don't think the gun ain't cocked and loaded for any bullshit. He has no more chances. I'm just know the son of a bitch cant keep it up. We will see.
Well Ho's you know the drill.
Let's Ride HO!!
Bulldogs 6 Canyon Springs 20
The best part of this game was my boy Jordan running for a 85 yard touchdown. The rest of the game sucked. It was a great season and I couldn't be more proud of Jordan.
On the other hand my girl Hanna cheered to the last second. So there we have the end of the football season.
The banquet is on Nov. 3o and if Jordan doesn't win MVP I'm going to know without a doubt that it's rigged.
So there it is. the final game.
Congratulations Jordan and Hanna.
On the other hand my girl Hanna cheered to the last second. So there we have the end of the football season.
The banquet is on Nov. 3o and if Jordan doesn't win MVP I'm going to know without a doubt that it's rigged.
So there it is. the final game.
Congratulations Jordan and Hanna.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
For KimberP and Bill
KimberP, one of my great followers requested a video. So I put together a little something for her.
In this video you will see Eastern New Mexico, then followed by Mobile, AL.
Towards the end you will see the U.S.S. Alabama that sits in the Mobile Bay.
Also some of you who bare to sit through the whole thing will notice Bill and his comedy routine while driving across the bay bridge, all in an attempt to scare me.
For you KimberP, who has two sons in the Military and for Bill who also served our great country. Thank You for your service, hopefully soon all our service men and women will be Coming Home.
Tubgoat
In this video you will see Eastern New Mexico, then followed by Mobile, AL.
Towards the end you will see the U.S.S. Alabama that sits in the Mobile Bay.
Also some of you who bare to sit through the whole thing will notice Bill and his comedy routine while driving across the bay bridge, all in an attempt to scare me.
For you KimberP, who has two sons in the Military and for Bill who also served our great country. Thank You for your service, hopefully soon all our service men and women will be Coming Home.
Tubgoat
Monday, November 2, 2009
Cash, citations, and a Moving Sale
Ho's the lapse of posting is due to several things.
The first problem? The trucking industry.
I'm the company. The buck stops with me, and decisions have to be made. Plans have to change everyday. I had planned on attending the Equality March in D.C. but the bankruptcy of my contracted carrier that weekend changed those plans, this one action could very easily have sent me in to a tail spin. But, a ho has to do what a ho has to.
Budgets, creditors, and cash flow. Those are my three priorities.
I'm going to make this damn thing work.
The next issue?
A few weekends back coming across the AZ. border, Bill was pulled in to the weigh station. (This will be something I explain in my next blog to all my good buddies)
It appears he didn't weigh out his load of produce in Los Angeles. The truck weighed 80,000 lbs. Just at the maximum legal weight. The problem? The axle weight was off by 3900 lbs. Which in turn resulted in a ticket/fine.
Are you ready for this ho's? $949.00 plus a trip to the J.P.
They should name a street after me in Quartzsite, AZ.
I hate moving, and moving sales.
Ho's number 9 and her family of 7 are moving to their new home.
This weekend Bill and I went by and helped out as much as the 12 hours at home could.
Dear Gawd how much stuff can a family have? Why couldn't number 9 be dirt poor, and the moving part would only involve hooking up the tail lights of the mobile home.
But no every kid has its own headboard, dresser, desk, clothes chest, bunk beds, television, and whatever the hell the hell else imaginable.
DID I TELL YOU THAT BOTH HOMES WERE TWO STORY?
What goes up must come down biatches.
So last night I had the chance to get the hell out of town, and ho's I ran away from that home shaking my head in disbelief.
Waking up this morning I told Bill that I had a nightmare.
This huge heavy box was chasing me all through the house. It wanted me to carry it up those 22 steps to the second floor.
So that's just a small part of it.
Is it just me or has the blog world kind of slowed down? Could it be the evil "Facebook"?
There are a couple other factors but I'll spare you the details of my love life.
O.k. Ho's
Let's Ride
The first problem? The trucking industry.
I'm the company. The buck stops with me, and decisions have to be made. Plans have to change everyday. I had planned on attending the Equality March in D.C. but the bankruptcy of my contracted carrier that weekend changed those plans, this one action could very easily have sent me in to a tail spin. But, a ho has to do what a ho has to.
Budgets, creditors, and cash flow. Those are my three priorities.
I'm going to make this damn thing work.
The next issue?
A few weekends back coming across the AZ. border, Bill was pulled in to the weigh station. (This will be something I explain in my next blog to all my good buddies)
It appears he didn't weigh out his load of produce in Los Angeles. The truck weighed 80,000 lbs. Just at the maximum legal weight. The problem? The axle weight was off by 3900 lbs. Which in turn resulted in a ticket/fine.
Are you ready for this ho's? $949.00 plus a trip to the J.P.
They should name a street after me in Quartzsite, AZ.
I hate moving, and moving sales.
Ho's number 9 and her family of 7 are moving to their new home.
This weekend Bill and I went by and helped out as much as the 12 hours at home could.
Dear Gawd how much stuff can a family have? Why couldn't number 9 be dirt poor, and the moving part would only involve hooking up the tail lights of the mobile home.
But no every kid has its own headboard, dresser, desk, clothes chest, bunk beds, television, and whatever the hell the hell else imaginable.
DID I TELL YOU THAT BOTH HOMES WERE TWO STORY?
What goes up must come down biatches.
So last night I had the chance to get the hell out of town, and ho's I ran away from that home shaking my head in disbelief.
Waking up this morning I told Bill that I had a nightmare.
This huge heavy box was chasing me all through the house. It wanted me to carry it up those 22 steps to the second floor.
So that's just a small part of it.
Is it just me or has the blog world kind of slowed down? Could it be the evil "Facebook"?
There are a couple other factors but I'll spare you the details of my love life.
O.k. Ho's
Let's Ride
Bulldogs 14 Grizzlies 0
Well the final game has came and went.
Jordan scored the first touchdown which has been the case all season long. It was a bittersweet moment at the end of a long season.
But not to fast...
The playoffs are upon us.
First up? The Ghetto Blasters. Ho's these are the biatches that acted like complete fools. The best part? We play at their field. You remember? The field with the gang task force.
Yes it should be interesting. To say the least.
How do you say Gang bangin?
Let's strap up ho's
Jordan scored the first touchdown which has been the case all season long. It was a bittersweet moment at the end of a long season.
But not to fast...
The playoffs are upon us.
First up? The Ghetto Blasters. Ho's these are the biatches that acted like complete fools. The best part? We play at their field. You remember? The field with the gang task force.
Yes it should be interesting. To say the least.
How do you say Gang bangin?
Let's strap up ho's
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Bulldogs 28 Gaels 6
Jordan the superstar of the family, dashed for four touchdowns. He was back in true form after a disastrous last week. I wasn't able to go to the game, but number 9 kept me informed of the ins and outs of it.
On a cool note, the other team had yet to score a touchdown all season. The poor Gaels were really a sad case, so in great fashion when they did score(wink wink) word is that the Bulldog fans went mad crazy and cheered liked they had won they whole thing. See their are still good people out there.
I'm praying that I'll make it the game on Saturday.
Let's Ride ho's
On a cool note, the other team had yet to score a touchdown all season. The poor Gaels were really a sad case, so in great fashion when they did score(wink wink) word is that the Bulldog fans went mad crazy and cheered liked they had won they whole thing. See their are still good people out there.
I'm praying that I'll make it the game on Saturday.
Let's Ride ho's
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