I'm in love with a death row HO.

Poor poor Yvonne. It seems she grew tired of a life on the run after staring down death row.
It just makes me wonder why do we eat cows and not horses? I mean whose dick did the horses suck to get out of that food chain?
Here's what is even crazier, the government outlawed the consumption of horse meat in the US. Apparently is perfectly ok to bath or wash clothes with a dead horse though.

Not that I'm looking to sit down and enjoy some thoroughbred tail soup or Clydesdale stew.
Oh I'm sure some are going to say that a horse has some sort of intelligence that a cow lacks. Bullshit.
Ask Yvonne. I'm sure that bitch can speak more than one language. Hell she even shows she has heart.

Runaway cow tracked down in Germany

GEIR MOULSON
Published: Sep 1, 2011 12:28 PM
BERLIN (AP) - A cow named Yvonne whose escape kept a corner of Bavaria on tenterhooks has turned herself in after three months on the run.

The Gut Aiderbichl animal sanctuary, which now owns the errant bovine, said Thursday that a farmer had called to say Yvonne had shown up on her farm in the Muehldorf area, near the Austrian border. One of the sanctuary's employees was able to confirm Yvonne's identity with the help of her ear tag.

The brown dairy cow escaped from a Bavarian farm in May, then hid in forests. A few days later, she was involved in a near-collision with a police car, and local authorities labeled her a public danger.

Gut Aiderbichl bought Yvonne from her former owners and took the lead in trying to find her.

The six-year-old cow "apparently got tired of the loneliness," the local council in Muehldorf said in a statement, adding that she had jumped over a fence to join her fellow bovines.

Yvonne is now grazing contentedly with four calves and appears "healthy and calm," it added. Her owners were on their way to pick up the cow.

Comments

Miss Ginger Grant said…
"whose dick di the horses suck to get outta that food chain...."

Tug, you certainly have a way with words! Sheer poetry- I love it!
September 4, 2011 at 10:12 AM
kayce. said…
LOL in europe, it's still perfectly ok to eat horse meat, and more often than not, when you get a burger, guess what kinda meat it is? ^_^ my friend who lives in belgium actually sent me a picture of horse steaks in the grocery. so it's really only in america ~ and i'm sure it has a shit ton to do with our multi-billion dollar cattle industry.
September 4, 2011 at 3:09 PM
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