Mantasia is born.

Ho's I've been watching Idol sporadically this year due to the fact I feel the show is done. Why? Well for one, it seems all the "new" contestants are eerily like some of the past performers.
CASE IN POINT.

This Ho right here goes by the name Jacob Lusk. Now, after watching several of his clips it appears to me we have found our Male version of Fantasia.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!! Please welcome to the stage

MANTASIA!!!! Yes, if you just for a minute get past all the facial contortions that make it appear he has walked the green mile and is sitting in Ol' Sparkly the electric chair waiting for his chance to lead the Greater Afterlife Baptist Full Gospel Non Denominational Choir with a twist, it will dawn on all those paying attention that he does in fact look like Fantasia's long lost sibling from a different mother.
Ho's I'm not being ugly or judgemental, just voicing the obvious.
The truth shall set your ass free, or get you 2 to 20 depending on the circumstances.
Back to the ho in question.
Mantasia. During last nights performance something happened that put my mind at ease on the whole ordeal, when in fact he did do the one thing that made me snap my fingers in the air and say.
"Yes, YOU ARE THE MANTASIA!!"
If you all pay close attention, at exactly the 1:40 mark you will notice the dead giveaway.
YES HE DID HO'S!!! He did the ol' I'm the baddest ho strut!!!! Those high steps to the front of the stage are what legends are made of.  GIVE IT UP!!!
Thank you, now bitch pass the offering plate around and give Tug a big ol' relief offering for his testimony.

Comments

the dogs' mother said…
I'm a Bad American. I've never watched American Idol... but this guy is good!
April 7, 2011 at 10:34 AM
#9 said…
okay you may have a point but I love Jacob Lusk! Remember he is an amateur and with some professional help I think he could be awesome!!
April 7, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Joy said…
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! That is too funny! Love it! Not a big fan of his.
April 7, 2011 at 9:52 PM
Mistress Maddie said…
Tugs ho, alas, i don't and never have watched either, but damn! This is a drag queen performing if I ever did see! And not that this matters but my word verification is romance!
April 9, 2011 at 11:55 PM
Jacki said…
I can not wait to yell out Mantasia tonight! J is going to die of laughter, then I'll point him to your blog. xoxo
April 13, 2011 at 10:27 AM
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