APB! Linda is missing

It's with great sadness I'm reporting the crazy Christian conservative Linda, has not resurfaced at the Happy Quik Wash in San Antonio since our political plundering of the Republican Palin News Channel last month.
Tugboat wanted so badly to continue his therapy session with the wayward Obama hater.
She must have a lot on her mind seeing the Republican party is sacrificing its very own here in the Lone Star State.
If you hadn't heard the governorship held by Republican Rick Perry, since replacing G.W. Is being challenged by the Archaic (R) Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson.
Just recently the FNC savior, Ms. Cliffnotes Palin recited off her palm for Mr. Perry.
Only if Ann Richards was here. Surely she could save the day and silence Palin with one sound bite after another.
Anyho
Let's ride ho

Comments

David Dust said…
You need to get a job on CNN as a Political Analyst - so you could explain the REAL DEAL to idiots like Miss Linda.

Or is that a Political ANALyst?

Love ya Sis!!!

XOXOXOXO
February 11, 2010 at 12:55 PM
the dogs' mother said…
She was last seen at a tea party...
February 11, 2010 at 1:29 PM
Joy said…
Oh I liked Ann Richards and miss her and Molly Ivins so much!
February 11, 2010 at 9:32 PM
DKG aka Scrappy Doo said…
Sam,
I knew "Aunt Joy" was good people.
Ann and Molly were great women.
Linda probaly went to Denny's for the free food and ended up stroking out from all the greasy food.
LOVE YOU

PS don't eat at Willie's Place The food has gone DOWNHILL! we sent ours back and left ugggg It was so good now it's so BAD
February 12, 2010 at 4:54 AM
mrs.missalaineus said…
does it make me a bad person to say i only miss her because you can't put her in her place now??


xxalainaxx
February 12, 2010 at 6:12 AM
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