Drugs, Prison, and the Past. The Ugly truth raises it's head

O.k. Attention all you blue light shoppers, Bet you biatches under 21 know nothing about a blue light special? huh? Travel down memory lane on your own time, We gotta ride!!!

Well pull your seat up to the wheel, and if you are feeling wormy then don't fasten up.

Today's I will bust another nu, er myth in Trucking. That being that drivers are some of the slime of the earth, this includes drug use, prison, and running from the past. Well ho, Ms. Tugboat is going to let you in on just what it take to even qualify for a Commercial Drivers license.

In the Trucking world we have what you call our own Credit Bureau like agency that supplies employers with all the dirt in the world. DAC is this bitches name and she shows no mercy.For a small fee she will spew like the Exxon Valdez, and report it on Fox News. She's like that bad cracked out bitch in the neighborhood that can track anyone down for a nickel piece, and a sip from a warm 40. This company keeps track of your past better than an ugly tattoo. If you were somebodies Biatch, and wearing kool-aid with Vaseline for lip gloss while doing the backside of a 10 yr conviction don't try getting a job driving a truck where your wife works. It tracks where you worked, how you worked it, and how you left it. Let me tell you this, DAC is one bad ho. It goes so far as to note if the company you left would rehire you, and why or why not. Some tough shit. All drug test are reported to this company also.

For all you ho's with scandalous past of either selling, or possessing narcotics for delivery, or sale. Bust yo ankles, and hit the blacktop. You are never going to get a job with anyone. For you ho's that run for the keys after the first sip and like to ride dirrty. A conviction of DWI disqualifies you from the job pool too. So you sloppy ho's keep that job at the Dollar General.

Now the Good part, Let's say you take all the test, pay the $100 fee, and parallel park the truck and trailer during the test perfectly, the first thing a future employer will ask you for is a COMPLETE 10 year job history, and when I say complete I mean if you sold ass down in Hunt's Point for the month of August 2008 be prepared to show the 1099, and prescription from Walgreen's. Trucking companies are some picky ho's remember that always, they are the type of ho that wants to look at it, and smell it before they will put it in their mouth.

DRUG TEST:

Any, and all employers must have a clear drug test before they will put you behind the wheel. Now I know getting a clear drug test is easy to get around, but companies periodically random drug test, and even the best ho's get caught slippin. Just Ask Martha.

Finally and I've probably left out Lil' things that will get you evicted from the ride line. But, your driving record will tell if you spit, swallowed, or swim in it. Three moving violations in three years and honey you put that new dress on for nothin.

O.K. I know your screaming at your puter' talking bout how Bubba done this n' that and still drives a Rig. Well call your local crime stoppers and get yourself a reward, cause Bubba is lyin to someone, somewhere.

Did I touch on the fact that before you step foot into your local DMV for an application you stop by your local Physician for the Official CDL medical card exam, that includes a complimentary nut squeeze? Yes ho's you have to be medical sound to drive, this means you must be able to hear a whisper. Huh? What did I say? Followed by being able to squat and get back up without any help, Dont ask me either I still havent figured out what being able to squat and get back up without any help does with driving a truck, and that's just a small bit of the medical exam.

Well Girls, there you have it. The ugly truth about it all. So grab that stick and ram it forward and let's ride ho.

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