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O.k. Listen up Biatches! Let's talk Ho's






Today's lesson on Truck Driving brings us to the subject of pay for play ho's, aka hookers. Something commonly known to frequent the truck stops. Now, I've been to alot of truck stops which is part of my job, and I can tell you that the oldest profession is not as prevalent as it once was.

If you do have a sighting of a ho, she is usually referred to as a Lot Lizard. Go ahead and laugh, I did when I first heard it. Now, if the Lot Lizard is really ugly, she could be referred to as a Dragon. HEHE. Next is the Lazy Ho who is often heard on the C.B. ( a type of 40 channel two way radio for you trucker virgins, and I will talk more about this later in the days to come) soliciting fuckery. There is a strict code used to advertise the sell of Naner-Naner (puttytang) that is, and the call out usually goes like this:
"Breaker 19, any of you drivers out there need some commercial company?, if so kick it back to sweet lips, I'll be standing by on channel 40"And thus you have the Mobile Ho.
Last but not least we have the gay ho. He is the most elusive, and scarce of all ho's. The Gay Ho aka Good Buddies, are more frequently found at the Rest Areas along the Interstate. Good Buddies have ways of advertising too, there call out is simply one of a couple:


"I aint got no panties on" or the most common "Come,Come" followed by keying up the mic on the C.B. which sound like a click on the other end.
So there you have it. C.B. talk ho.







Comments

David Dust said…
I grew up in Carlisle, Pennsylvania - which, I'm sure you know, is where Route 81 intersects with the PA Turnpike (Route 76? - if I remember correctly). My first job was at the McDonald's you have to drive past (on Route 11) to get between the two. It is right across the road from a few truck stops - and I had heard of Lot Lizards before.

But my younger brother was a Truck Driver for a while - and he NEVER told me about all this other juicy shit!

Fascinating.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
February 5, 2009 at 7:36 PM
David Dust said…
By the way - thank you for the "For David" picture. I thought that I had posted his pics before - but I just spent 45 minutes looking through my site, and I can't find him. I think his name is "Javier"...

XOXOXOXO
February 5, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Sam said…
Those two truckstops you are talking about, are known for being among the roughest in the U.S.A. We usually stop in Breezewood. Since I've seen ever crotch- er face you've posted I didn't recall seeing him, visit DNA magazine Roberto Martinez

XOXOXOXO
February 5, 2009 at 8:09 PM
Miss Ginger Grant said…
Remember in the 70's when CB radios were the big craze? Everyone had them! "Breaker 19"! I hadn't heard than in years! "10-4 Good Buddy!"
I didn't know they even still made CB radios!
February 5, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Mistress Maddie said…
Boy this is all fastinating! Who knew this all went on. When I travel home to Harrisburg I pass several rest stops and have always wondered if these men have hook ups with each other. Being pinned up in a truck for so long. And the CB radio talk is kinda hot!
February 6, 2009 at 9:47 AM
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