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losing my virginity. again

Ho's if you came here looking for a dirty video. Shame on you! To satisfy you, I'll share a dirty secret. I'm a electronics whore and I live for the fresh meat that hits the market. Seeing I've owned both blackberry and android phones from almost all the major service providers I'm more than qualified to expose my dirty past, and because I'm seeking redemption. I'm here to say. Well bitches I've been dipped in the wholy water of Apple products. Now before you all start rubbing your wooden dildos together to burn me at the truck stop fuel island. Let me testiclefy. As you all know, I'm a push over when it comes to #9's crew and so at Christmas I gifted Banana (her second oldest girl) an iPod touch. This product and the iphone4 have a feature called FaceTime (which works magnificently) that allows you to video chat with each other. Anyho, so now that Verizon offers the iPhone, I thought what the hell. Now in my defense and plus to deflect, #9 ju...